Ian Zerafa

Witty, charming, eloquent, and handsome. And that’s what the people who DON’T like him say! A new face on The Yuppie’s new team, Ian is a staunch supporter of the Oxford comma who can throw shade like it’s nobody’s business. Armed with a sharp tongue and a penchant for overly long sentences, this fiery young writer admits to be looking forward to a long career as a struggling novelist.


Albert Galea

A 21 year old History student (no, I’m not as boring as that makes me sound) and footballer who has an opinion on virtually everything. Known to be quite loud with said opinion. Caution required when approaching before 10am.