Sarah Amato

This one time I was playing Guess Who with a class of foreign beginner students and they asked me to have a turn so I did. I thought I was being witty and to describe Lady Gaga I said “she’s crazy!” but one of my students was wittier and with a straight face he said “it’s you.”

Albert Galea

A 21 year old History student (no, I’m not as boring as that makes me sound) and footballer who has an opinion on virtually everything. Known to be quite loud with said opinion. Caution required when approaching before 10am.